Computers in real life are such a let-down. There’s no firearm-to-the-head augmented fellatio like in Swordfish, and there’s no animated 3D wireframe cities like in Hackers. If you’re looking at your digicam happy snaps you can’t just say “enhance” in the general direction of the computer to zoom in and identify the DNA signature of the white stain on your t-shirt. There’s not even beeping and blooping from the stupid computer, it just huffs and puffs away with its little fans.
But tonight I’ve found something to remedy this disappointment being endured the world over. It’s called Beep and it’s written by the crazy kids at Nullsoft, the creators of Winamp, and it makes a low pulsating hum with bleeps and bloops galore whenever text gets added to the screen. It’s pure gold and makes you feel like your computer skills are top shelf.
Go get it now before boredom destroys your soul.