I started out looking for something that automatically puts text through Babelfish multiple times to get half-English back out. Why? It’s funny. Here’s this paragraph, Babelised:
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Haha! See? And, yes, the title of this post is Babelised.
But the guy who built it is named Carl Tashian, and if you read his site you’ll find out that Teflon is harmful. It kills birds.
Christian also found out that Teflon makes you sick, despite DuPont studying “…the telong-term effects from the sickness, or the extent to which Teflon exposures lead to human illnesses believed erroneously to be the common flu.” (Report)
But worse than just making you sick if it gets too hot, Teflon causes cancer and pollutes drinking water, and it never breaks down. DuPont was actually fined $16.5m USD in December 2005 for covering up unfavourable studies over the last twenty years.
So get rid of that Teflon, stop cooking with it and don’t buy any more of it or you’ll get sick, kill canaries and polar birds and give generations to come cancer and birth defects.
But you should have already found this out thanks to the mass media. Or should you? My new best mate Carl links to a great series of posts about the USA’s media propaganda model.