So it’s a month later and I still don’t have a new phone. I’ve gone through all my options at least three times since my last post on the subject, and haven’t done anything yet. I guess I just don’t like spending money.
No, that’s wrong. I prefer wasting all my money by spending it in small amounts each day that add up to enormous totals that make me feel ill and prevent me buying stuff like new phones. And I did buy some clothes and shoes instead, so I look pretty and run fast.
But the phones I’m looking at now are SonyEricsson jobs, and they do all the cool shit like play MP3s as well as radio, and have 2-megapixel cameras. Obviously Sony is an evil multinational music and film industry giant though, and the whole rootkit thing has made some peeps quite disgruntled. But damn they make some cool hardware don’t they? And the W800i is another example. I like the K750i as well (in black), with its understated business styling instead of wacky orange and white. But then for that kind of money, it’s a new ball game, so maybe I’m being an idiot. For example the Nokia N70 has a trillion features, including two cameras, 3G compatibility and Symbian OS. But it’s massive, in comparison. I met my neighbour yesterday and he has a Siemens S65, which looked pretty good. And then there’s the old C65, which I was going to get because it’s so damn cheap and has a camera.
I tell you what I want? All I want is everything, for nothing. Zero spend, all the features please. Yesterday.