Thermal depolymerization — turn anything into oil. Well, anything carbon-based anyway. A bunch of people called Changing World Technologies have developed a machine that can convert carbon-based matter into oil. That includes humans, plastics, tyres, sewage, medical waste — and turkey guts. Which is why they’re building a new $20 million plant next to a turkey factory in Carthage, Missouri. Interesting.
But the M-Wunner is cool. Strap a live dolphin on the front so you can barge around your suburb shooting Chevys and crushing Chryslers with your big-ass gun and your 65-ton tank — operable by one person to discourage car-pooling! Funny.
The President’s real goal in Iraq!! To conquer the world. Surely not?