LOL I love the internet. Well actually computers are a pain in the ass generally, but the people on the internet are sometimes just classic. Go read the funniest Amazon reviewer ever. You really have to go read this guy’s Amazon reviews, they’re hilarious. Actually, don’t read them if you’re easily offended.
The coolest ones are the products that are no longer available — you have to use your imagination to work out what our gentle reviewer means when he says “this us [sic] way too expensive. a turkey baster is just as good.” Haha, make sure you browse through all 5 pages, there’s some real gems in there.