I was doing some very involved and important research on Jack Johnson, the
surfing “folk/surf-pop” musician. Little did I know, Jack had an illustrious
porn career back in his uni days!
Haha I laughed so hard at this; attached is the screenshot cause it’s not going
to last forever and I don’t really want to be found on Google [...]
My shiny, expensive (for a 17″) TFT is being a moron and going bright for about a second before turning off its backlight so I can’t see a thing. I think it’s under warranty…I hope it’s under warranty.
Anyway you don’t care about that, you care about finding out what to do when your Philips [...]
I was with my old pal (we’ll call her JB) at the Pig & Whistle in Brisbane’s Queen Street Mall the other day. They have a challenge on the bar which has a lemon floating in water in a jug. There’s a note that says if you can balance a coin on the [...]
First, some definitions:
jackass:
fathead: a man who is a stupid incompetent fool
jack: male donkey
ass:
the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on; “he deserves a good kick in the butt”; “are you going to sit on your fanny and do nothing?”
a pompous fool
hardy and sure-footed animal smaller and with longer ears than the horse
arse:
buttocks: [...]
OK, I’m going to weigh in on the great toilet seat debate.
“Oh my god! Does he say ‘up’ or ‘down’?” I hear you ask eagerly. Well, wrong on both counts kid, you’re missing the damn point.
The point is, you should be closing the lid of the toilet after you drop your guts [...]
I’ve changed the title of my blog from my name to “Hot Brisbane Guy”, because how cool would it be for my site to be in the search results for “hot brisbane guy?” It would be very cool.
A few people have asked what awesome blog template I’m using at the moment, looking at me through green eyes filled with barely cloaked jealousy, typing with nervous fingers quivering with envy.
The answer is basic 1.0 — “a totally stripped down and basic Wordpress theme.”
I was sick of having problems with different browsers, and [...]
The world is divided into two groups of people: the ones who care about grammar and spelling, and normal people. Sadly, I’m in the first group. I’m not a madman (except in the sack *growl*), but it grates on me whenever I read a sentence like:
I bought a kitten down from a tree its [...]